randomness strung together into one cohesive blog-like thingy

I kept writing things down that I found funny, and then decided the list was prolly long enough to make something out of it. Here goes:

(fact-ish things)

anything tastes good if you add enough sugar/salt/butter/cheese to it. I've tried it.

you always find tons of stuff to write a blog about in the worst places. Kinda like you always think the deepest thoughts while you sit in church, and then forget them later, or the best dreams start ten minutes before the alarm wakes you up.

"absence makes the heart grow fonder" is almost always wrong...our minds are kinda programmed, I believe, to save us pain by repressing our feelings for other people when they are not present for long periods of time...

In time, everything you once liked you will find annoying. that's why there's no "friends forever". unless, maybe, "absence makes the heart wander and come back" happens continuously throughout...

ellipses (...) and semi-colons (;) are the two greatest punctuation marks known to humanity.

when people use "LOL" "ROFL" "LMAO" and "OMG" in daily spoken conversation, you know it`s time to take away the cellphone and the keyboard. I`ve seen it before.

Horoscopes should not be taken seriousl. However, the advice is good, and everyday one should self-reflect to make themselves a better person and look around to see how they are affecting other people. You don`t need to listen to a generic message in your e-mail or underneath the paper`s crossword to tell you that.

When I was a kid, I spent an incredulous amount of money for an eleven year old to buy that L'oréal Kids "no tangles, no tears" crap. I think it might have worked like it did in the commericals had I not physically dumped the junk into my eyes to test it. And if i didn't wait till after I had played for an hour before I brushed the tangles out. ouch.

Also as a child, I used to look like a little boy. I was cutting a Barbie cake in my ninth birthday pic, and people constantly ask, when viewing th picture, why a little boy is cutting the cake. gah.
when I was nine, I walked by this little boy
"Are you a boy?" he asked.
"No" I replied.
"oh," as he continues to play with a little pool of dirt, "you look like one"
"I know."
I then continued to walk to the bathroom :)

today a little four year old gave me his views of church:
"it bored at Church all you do is stand down and sit up and be bored."
Well put, little man, well put.

anyone who tells you, on inspection of the size of your breasts (I mean that they simply say you have big boobs) that girls who have big boobs will have back problems when they get older is Jealous of your boobs. Seriously. If you're that insecure that you have to start dissing someone's God-given cleaveage, get implants and stop your whining already.

my smile makes my eyes go all squinty. most of the reactions are laughter, calling it cute, Asian, or just not caring. however, one of the most unique responses came from a dermatologist that I live with
"yeah, you should stop smiling like that it'll give you wrinkles.. You're gonna have to get botox when you're older"
ROFL.

I have yet to find the etymology to the word "Blog". any insight into this matter would be greatly appreciated.

one of the best words, in my opinion, is the word "Superfluous". that followed by "Surruptitiously", "Serendipity" and "Grin" are my favs.

Canadian TV commercials are about 10,000000 times better and more interesting than US commericials.
(btw, if an ad spends more time warning about the product`s side effects than positive results, it`s an American commercial`)

I have no idea why I wrote this blog other than to get rid of the million scraps of paper with crap written on them from my room.